Tag:Antsy McClain
Posted on: December 5, 2009 1:34 pm
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Tiger's World

With apologies to Antsy McClain, without his great song "Way Cool World" this could not have been written. Look it up on Pandora or itunes and you can hum along while you read this.

I hopped into the Caddy to take it for a drive,
I didn't see the tree or the fire hydrant.
Elin's coming toward's me with my new 5 iron,
Up to now she never even knew where I went!

I'm laying in the street and it's just about three,
My mouth is all bloody and my cheeks are sore.
She was swinging like the branches in a sycamore tree,
but what bothers me most is she never yelled fore!

(chorus)
Oh it's Tiger's world (yes it's Tiger's world)
and it's cavin' in (yes it's Tiger's world)
Oh it's Tiger's world (yes it's Tiger's world)
and it's cavin' iiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn
(yes it's Tiger's world)

I was drivin' to the Walmart for the Black Friday sale.
I had to get up early 'fore the good stuff was gone!
I can't believe the tabloids aren't buying my tale,
They're talking to my neighbors who called 9-1-1!

(repeat chorus)

She went digging through my cell phone and she found some texts.
I don't think she was happy with what she found out!
With a house full of golf clubs you know what happened next,
like something out of a Holyfield-Tyson bout!

(chorus)
Oh it's Tiger's world (yes it's Tiger's world)
and it's cavin' in (yes it's Tiger's world)
I said,"Don't let this little thing get your head hurtin'
Then she took the fuzzy head cover off my Nike 3 wood!
Oh it's Tiger's world (yes it's Tiger's world)
and it's cavin' iiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn
(yes it's Tiger's world)
Category: Golf
 
 
 
 
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